Sunday, 10 April 2016

Nothing But Updates!

One of the things I find so annoying in the life and world of computers are how just when you are about to do something important you are informed there is an important update waiting to download and instal.

Do you want to instal now?

So you click yes and it gives you the message that it is downloading and the expected time of the download will be about 35 minutes.  OK so, " Do I wait or do I take the risk of stopping this and doing it later?"

Then there are all those big decisions that have to be made about the operating systems. Do I change from maverick to El Capitan? Or for those using the other systems do I change to Windows 10 or not?

Thank goodness life is not like this. Can you imagine?

I was wondering how a letter to technical support for life might read. 

Dear Tech Support,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend to Husband and noticed a distinct slowdown in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend.
In addition, Husband uninstalled many other valuable programmes, such as Romance and Personal Attention and then installed undesirable programs such as Rugby, Football, Sailing and Continuous Golf Channels.
Conversation no longer runs, and Housecleaning simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging to fix these problems, but to no avail.
What can I do?
Dear Desperate,
First keep in mind, Boyfriend is an Entertainment Package, while Husband is an Operating System. Please enter the command: "http: I Thought You Loved Me.html" and try to download Tears.
Don't forget to install the Guilt update. If that application works as designed, Husband should then automatically run the applications Jewellery and Flowers, but remember - overuse of the above application can cause Husband to default to Grumpy Silence, Garden Shed or Beer.
Beer is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta.
Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources).
Also, do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband.
In summary, Husband is a great system, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. It also tends to work better running one task at a time. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend Food and Seduction.
Good Luck,
Tech Support

 I wish you all good computing beware of the ID ten T error ! You do not know what the ID ten T error is? Let me write it in a slightly different way. ID10T. Have a great Sunday.

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