A little alley in Perpignan
Wonderful day spent in Perpignan yesterday. Street jazz band beautiful weather good company what more can you ask for? Sill the signs keep appearing and making me smile as I make an effort to fully understand them.
I had a few great comments the other day about signs so thought i would share one or to others.
Do not get confused just smile and have a good day.
Spotted in a safari park:
ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR.
ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR.
Seen at a conference:
FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN'T KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE 1ST FLOOR.
FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN'T KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE 1ST FLOOR.
Notice in a farmer's field:
THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE BULL CHARGES.
THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE BULL CHARGES.
Message on a leaflet:
IF YOU CANNOT READ, THIS LEAFLET WILL TELL YOU HOW TO GET LESSONS
IF YOU CANNOT READ, THIS LEAFLET WILL TELL YOU HOW TO GET LESSONS
Sign at a car lot:
BRING IN YOUR OLD CAR AND YOUR WIFE, AND WE'LL DICKER
BRING IN YOUR OLD CAR AND YOUR WIFE, AND WE'LL DICKER
And one last one that sounds really worrying:
Outside a secondhand shop:
WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC. WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN?
WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC. WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN?
Have a good day and beware of bargains.
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